Just Kill Me Now And Put Me Out Of My Fat Misery

I read this about twenty times if not MORE a day… I’m actually starting to believe it. Hahah. ok not really. But really. Geez. I send all this stuff to spam, but it still manages to creep into my INBOX. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaurgh.

How many times did you get unhappy after looking in the mirror? (ummmm none… except for maybe after a night of too much drinking)

We know you hate the extra pounds, the ugly look and the social stigmata attached to fat people.
(ummmmm I could care less what people think of my fat ass. You don’t like then don’t look. I call my extra pounds, “Living the good life”)

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Back off biotches… I’m happy just the way I am dammit. Quit trying to make me feel like I’m not.

And forget about the twenty other junk mail received asking me to join hot Christian singles.

Join them in doing WHAT exactly? WHAT THE HELL.

Or the ones asking if I’m happy with his size.

YES ok… YES I am happy now leave me ALONE… aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaurgh.

I read this about twenty times if not MORE a day… I’m actually starting to believe it. Hahah. ok not really. But really. Geez. I send all this stuff to spam, but it still manages to creep into my INBOX. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaurgh.

And just when I thought it couldn’t get any more annoying I get one that says, “incontinence problems?”

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3 responses to “Just Kill Me Now And Put Me Out Of My Fat Misery

  1. Great blog will read more when I have time! xx

  2. Seriously! I don’t other people’s approval to make me happy. I am naturally happy.

    AND I only get unhappy after looking in the mirror when my gray hairs need to be dyed.

  3. I just think it’s crazy how much spam I get aDAY geared towards weight loss. Of course lately I’ve also noticed a lot of porn ish stuff too

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