I went home for lunch today, as I normally do. I had some leftover BBQ ribs from dinner the other night. Of course typical me… I got it all over my face so I wiped my mouth with a napkin.
Then I started cleaning around the house and had a full conversation with two of my kids.
On my way to work, I decide the sun is too bright so I grab my sun glasses. For some reason I quickly glanced in the rear view mirror to see how they look.
They look exactly the same as the last time I wore them. (what was I expecting to see anyways, right?)
EXCEPT for I’m wearing half my damn lunch on my cheeks. What the hell? I can’t believe one of my kids said something to me.
I wipe again.
I resort to the ol’ saliva trick(ewww). YES! Whooo hooo! BBQ sauce is OFF my cheeks. BUT… now I have no makeup in the areas where I wiped.
Two white marks on my face. Nice! I look in my purse and thank goodness my powder compact is in there. I apply compact and it covers up my saliva wiped cheeks.
Good to go…